CN has ran out of ideas for fresh new shows,

Because of the Discovery merger, the only thing it knows,

Robot Jones, Robot Boy

Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi, Mucha Lucha

Cow and Chicken's what were hippin'

(I know that's a show worth shippin')

I vote Popeye for a comeback

(Unless Genndy isn't involved in this)

What would Love Live be darker, if we resurrect Honoka-er

Reboot it, re-dub it

Reshoot it, redo it

And reuse it, retool it

Abuse it, just do it

If you wanna make some easy cash

Just recycle and rehash

Repeat it, reinstate it

Reheat it, recreate it

There's no need to feel frustrated

Simply just regurgitate it

Cuz, were going to beat Zaslav

And his own Discovery games

Come on, just reboot it!

Well, Unicorn and My Adventures with Superman has shipped to adult swim and Tiny Toons Looniversity is the only new show to premiere on CN, yeah, it sucks that CN didn't have any more new shows because of the merger