Cheaper by the Dozen

Cheaper by the Dozen is a 2003 American family comedy film directed by Shawn Levy, and stars Steve Martin and Bonnie Hunt. It is a remake of the 1950 film of the same name. The film was released on December 25, 2003, by 20th Century Fox and grossed $190.2 million worldwide against a $40 million budget. The Rotten Tomatoes critical consensus criticizes its lack of humor. A sequel, Cheaper by the Dozen 2, was released in the United States on December 21, 2005. Both films were inspired by the real life Gilbreth family and the semi-autobiographical account of their lives as written in Cheaper by the Dozen by Frank Bunker Gilbreth Jr. and his sister Ernestine Gilbreth Carey nee Ernestine Moller Gilbreth.

Plot
Tom Baker is a college football coach in Midland, Illinois, where he raised twelve children. His wife, Kate, has written her story in a book and hopes to send it to her friend to publish the book. One day, Tom unexpectedly receives an offer from his old friend and football teammate Shake McGuire to coach at his alma mater in his hometown of Evanston, Illinois. Tom accepts the offer, and demands all the children vote on moving. Despite losing the vote, Tom has the entire family return to Evanston. The atmosphere at the Bakers' new house is tense, and the situation at school is even worse.

When her book is ready to pick up for publication, Kate must embark on a national book tour to promote it. Tom decides to hire the family's eldest child, Nora, and her self-absorbed model/actor boyfriend, Hank, to help him look after the children. When Nora and Hank arrive, the children trip Hank into their kiddie pool full of dirty water. While Hank showers and waits for his clothes to be washed and dried, the children soak his underwear in meat.

Later, when Hank joins everyone for lunch, the children unleash the family's dog, Gunner, onto him, prompting him and a frustrated Nora to refuse to assist in babysitting. As a result, Nora drives off with Hank, while Tom punishes the children for their prank.

After Kate departs for her book tour, Tom realizes that he cannot handle the children on his own after a chaotic night. As a result, Tom tries to hire a housekeeper, but nobody is willing to work with a family as large as the Bakers, so Tom decides to bring the football players from work into the family's house for game practicing in the living room to prepare for the Saturday night football game as the children perform chores and their household games. However, the children start causing trouble at school and Charlie, the Bakers' oldest son, is removed from the football team. Kate overhears from the children about the chaos and cancels the book tour to take charge of the situation. Kate's publisher decides to create an additional promotion for her book by inviting Oprah Winfrey to tape a segment about the Bakers in their home instead.

Despite much coaching from Kate, the Bakers are not able to demonstrate the loving, strongly bonded family that Kate described in her book. When Mark becomes upset that his pet frog has died, a heated fight erupts moments before the segment starts, leading the cameramen to call Winfrey to cancel it. Mark runs away from home, prompting the Bakers to find him. Tom indulges a hunch that Mark is trying to run back to the Bakers' old home, and eventually finds Mark on an Amtrak train departing from Chicago to Midland. Reuniting with the rest of their family, the Bakers begin to address their issues with each other, and Tom ultimately resigns from his position at his alma mater with Shake. The family reunites.

Bakers

 * Steve Martin as Tom Baker, the father with white hair
 * Bonnie Hunt as Kate Baker, Tom's wife and the mother of 12 children
 * Piper Perabo as Nora Baker, Tom & Kate's oldest daughter
 * Tom Welling as Charlie Baker, Tom & Kate's oldest son
 * Hilary Duff as Lorraine Baker, Tom & Kate's daughter
 * Kevin G. Schmidt as Henry Baker, Tom & Kate's son
 * Alyson Stoner as Sarah Baker, Tom & Kate's daughter
 * Jacob Smith as Jake Baker, Tom & Kate's son
 * Forrest Landis as Mark Baker, Tom & Kate's son
 * Liliana Mumy as Jessica Baker, Tom & Kate's daughter, Kim's older fraternal twin sister
 * Morgan York as Kim Baker, Tom & Kate's youngest daughter, Jessica's younger fraternal twin sister
 * Blake Woodruff as Mike Baker, Tom & Kate's son
 * Brent Kinsman as Kyle Baker, Tom & Kate's son, Nigel's older identical twin brother
 * Shane Kinsman as Nigel Baker, Tom & Kate's youngest son, Kyle's younger identical twin brother

Other

 * Paula Marshall and Alan Ruck as Tina and Bill Shenk, the Baker family’s new neighbors
 * Steven Anthony Lawrence as Dylan Shenk, Tina & Bill’s son
 * Richard Jenkins as Shake McGuire, Tom's colleague and friend
 * Ashton Kutcher as Hank, Nora's child-hating and lazy boyfriend (uncredited)
 * Tiffany Dupont as Beth, Charlie's girlfriend
 * Cody Linley as Quinn
 * Jared Padalecki as an unnamed bully (uncredited cameo)
 * Joel McCrary as Gil
 * Dax Shepard as Camera Crew Member
 * Regis Philbin as himself
 * Kelly Ripa as herself
 * Frank Welker as the voice of Gunner, the Bakers’ pet dog (uncredited)
 * Wayne Knight as Electrician (uncredited cameo)
 * Amy Hill as Miss Hozzie, Kyle and Nigel's Teacher (uncredited)

The film's director Shawn Levy makes a cameo as a reporter.